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RHONJ: Faking It

I was excited to see this week’s Real Housewives of New Jersey because of the previews from last episode; until I watched the whole thing and realized that it was a preview of what was to come in the season, not this episode. In a way, it almost felt like a filler episode before the trip to Florida, but definitely sets up the next episode.

Teresa’s storyline for this week starts off with her…

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RHOM: Fabulous Resort for Fabulous Fighting

This week on Real Housewives of Melbourne, all of the ladies are getting ready to go to a fabulous resort for sun and fun times. Jackie and Lydia go shopping for new outfits and Jackie says she looks “like a stick with big tits.” Andrea’s packing and her daughter tells her not to wear a bikini on the trip. All of the women arrive to take a helicopter to the resort, except everyone’s waiting on…

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RHONJ: Legal Drama

After the previews two weeks ago, it was clear that this week’s Real Housewives of New Jersey would deal with Teresa and Joe’s legal problems. It opens with Teresa cooking with her daughters, which is sweet until Milania bites down on raw onion and starts running around trying to find something to drink. Seriously, this kid is golden and needs her own show.

News about Teresa’s potential plea…

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RHOC: Reunion Part 2

RHOC: Reunion Part 2

Thankfully the reunion for Real Housewives of Orange County is only lasting two parts and this is the end. To kick things off, Shannon’s interest in the holistic, being green and feng shui is brought up and the fact that Heather pointed out that Shannon has to be dyeing her hair, so even though she won’t clean her house with chemicals, she’s still dumping them on her head. According to Shannon,…

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RHOM: Tennis Day Does Not Go Okay

RHOM: Tennis Day Does Not Go Okay

This week of Real Housewives of Melbourne starts with Lydia in class at school for interior design. She’s very boastful about her knowledge and skills, comparing herself to her instructor and wanting to stand out from the other students. She describes her style as “classical, contemporary, eclectic, timeless,” probably without realizing how contradictory she sounds. While Lydia is going to school…

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RHOC: Reunion Pt. 1

RHOC: Reunion Pt. 1

This week’s Real Housewives of Orange County is the first part of the reunion. It started off with everyone getting ready for it. Lizzie was nervous because it’s her first time, Shannon looks like a different person without makeup on, and Heather decided to get bangs right before the reunion. One random fact before the reunion really got started is that Lizzie admits that she date Nick Lachey,…

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RHONJ: Family Rumors

This week’s Real Housewives of New Jersey is set during Valentine’s Day, but it started off on a sad note. Melissa’s aunt passed away from cancer, so Amber comes over to bring her some comfort food and let her know that she’s there for her. At least Amber isn’t petty and can get over any problems she has with Melissa in order to be a good friend. She also lets Melissa know that she’s moved on…

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RHOM: Hypocrites and Housewives

RHOM: Hypocrites and Housewives

This week on The Real Housewives of Melbourne the ladies prove that they can’t move past anything and that they’re all a bunch of hypocrites. Except for Chyka. After this watching this week, I’m starting to really feel Chyka. She’s staying out of the fray and keeping herself composed and dignified. Of course, that probably will change over the course of the season, but at least there’s nothing…

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RHOC: Dinner Party Disaster

RHOC: Dinner Party Disaster

This episode of Real Housewives of Orange County is the finale and immediately follows the trip to Bali. Tamra is still obsessing about Bali and she reveals that she left on a flight earlier than the other women. On the flipside, Shannon seems like she’s doing much better after the trip. She’s sleeping in the same bed as her husband. The scene cuts back to Tamra as receives a call from Heather,…

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RHONJ: Sweet and Sour

RHONJ: Sweet and Sour

This week’s Real Housewives of New Jersey starts off with Melissa and Joe going to their dealer about changing the design on their garbage truck which is an awkward color of blue for a document shredding truck. It’s not just about changing the color though, Melissa wants wings and came up with a slogan about being green. The best part of the whole interaction is when her car dealer laughs at her…

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